Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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