just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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