One girl and one boy is just not enough.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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