What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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