I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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