Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
