she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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