You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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