If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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