So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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