HIV tests are more positive than that guy
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
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