Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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