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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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