Whatcha textin bout Willis?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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