thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He better not be in your backpack
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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