There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just blew my weed a kiss
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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