no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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