her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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