Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
That accounts for only three of the penises
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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