they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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