friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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