belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
