how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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