is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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