i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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