I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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