I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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