dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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