When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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