if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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