But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm sobbing to NWA
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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