He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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