So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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