I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
