Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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