who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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