is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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