who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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