I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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