I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
the sex got boring after the first three hours