David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
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I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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