i just wanna soil my oats bro
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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