Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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