she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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