If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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