did you get engaged???
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She told me I should be a condom model.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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