i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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