Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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