it was like his penis was on wheels.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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