So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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