it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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