I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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