He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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