we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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