I wannas sexs uuuuu
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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