We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
